+ Oh Phee...
What’s the best way of dealing with a DUI? Phillip thinks it’s getting “fuck pigs” forever inked on his body. Way to go little buddy.
+ Dog Wars: Get Well Soon Edition
Everyone at NTF, or at least 1/3 of us, wants to wish Hank a speedy recovery.
+ R.I.P. weirdo
+ I love my friends
+ dear Universe
Could you please tell me why it’s 85 degrees in Seattle and I’ve ridden my bike to work in the rain the past two days? Thanks.
Love,
Anthony
+ Things I don't get about L.A. vol.231
Where are you suppose to dump your dolphins down here?
+ Quote of the week
“I’m really nervous Phil is gonna hit on my high school cousins at the wedding”
- the future Mrs. Baaaaaaarrns
+ Ring Ring
Hey Goods,
Do you guys have the Griffey’s? Do you have them in size 11? Saweet! Do they run big or small? Well, what size DO YOU where? 10.5? Okay, can you try it on and tell me if it fits or if it’s too loose. Why not? I’m your customer and I don’t want to drive over there to find out they don’t fit. I don’t care if you just closed your till and the shops closing in 5 minutes. I really want those shoes!
Jay z is coming in town and I need to put them on hold for him!
+ Ha
+ Because 3 pets wasn't enough...
Hank testing the water…
+ More like Not Today or Any Other Day This Month
Sorry (to the six of you who read this) for the lack of updates. I’ve been adjusting to the 100+ degree heat we’ve been having in L.A., Kyle has been in New York for work, and I heard through the grapevine that Phil got the clap so I think he’s just taking it easy.
Seriously unbelievable totally crazy updates coming soon!
+ It's hot today
+ Quote of the day
“You really look like a hipster today.”
- the future Mrs. Baaaaaaarrns
+ Sleeping Beauties
+ Strait Blowing It
Sorry for the lack of updates, just been really busy settling into my new home. Until I get caught up with everything, here’s a photo of launchpad from his visit down here last week.
+ Wow
+ Super Stoked
+ Pat Quirk
Sorry, Cody and Erik, for not seeing you two as much as I would like (no homo). I’m even more sorry that I have to extend this act of detachment. At least until you stop doing Pat Quirk impressions.
+ Final Tally
21.5 – Hours spent on the road
1,089 – Miles driven
72 – Ounces of coffee
5 – Bathroom breaks
1 – Driving buddy
2.5 – Tanks of gas
82 – Dollars spent on gas
3 – Food stops
1 – Small fries from McDonalds
1 – Time lied about the size of fries I got at McDonalds
3 – Hours it took my iPod battery to die
6 – Times I wanted to kill myself
4 – Hours of sleep
over
2 – Naps in my car at rest stops
3 – ‘Tweets’
1 – Exhausted fatty
Now if only I didn’t 36 boxes to unpack.
+ Thanks Everyone
I’ve had enough guy-guy hugs in the past few days to make Kyle blush but it’s meant a lot to me. Apart from the weather, my friends and family are the reason I love Seattle so much and you guys have made it even harder to leave. I will miss you all and look forward to seeing you again soon.
+ They Don't Make TV Like this Anymore
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+ Come Back Anthony!
The photo-booth has been ever so lonely since you’ve left.
We’re gonna miss you buddy!
+
The Old Me
The New Me
+ Courthouse Stories by Stybjorn
Two attorney’s are standing up whispering. They get very close to each other. They brake. One looks up and speaks to the judge. The defense disagrees on one of the conditions.
The man being accused is in there for a hit and run in the city of Kirkland. Armed with a ponytail, neon green shirt, jeans, and born in 1962, he stands with a smirk on his face. He pleads not guilty.
+ Empty Nest
Well the movers came this morning so for the next 3 or 4 days I will be sleeping on my floor because my house is now empty. I’m usually the worst about moving but I’ve managed to impress myself with how organized I’ve been.
And since I’m going green in 09, it’s obvious I’m re-using boxes from my last move.
Now… Who wants to drive 1,200 miles one way with me? I just downloaded the new Lady Gaga if it helps.
+ Proof that God Hates Us
Next week I’m am doing an interview with a holocaust surviver who is both blind and deaf.
Sorry God but I’m not impressed with your work lately.
+ Thanks Buddy
Anyone with an UGG hook-up, let me know, K THX
+ F my L
Today, I went on a run with this cute guy I know. I was sweating untractively and profusely so I decided to discretly grab a leaf from a tree and wipe my face with it. A bird had done the same with his ass few minutes ago. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen and accidentally broke my mother’s vase. I said, “Accidents happen.” She replied, “Yeah, like your birth.” FML
Today, I left my parents house to drive 90 minutes back to college. As I was getting off the exit for my school, I realized I left my bright pink vibrator sitting on my dresser back at home. FML
All these and more at one of my favorite new sites F My Life
+ WATERY FOWLS - FARTY TOWELS - FLOWERY TWATS
I’ve been on a bit of a ‘britcom’ kick lately and after whipping through all 8 seasons of Red Dwarf in two weeks I thought I would revisit Fawlty Towers. I used to watch it a lot as a kid when visiting my grandma but I had forgoten how hilarious this show is. Hands down one of the funniest sitcoms ever. To all of you with Netflix, you can watch all 12 episodes for free on your computer. I suggest you do it now.
*Bonus – Polly is bangin’
+ Tattoo of the week (Oscar Winning Movie Edition)
After writing it on his chest in marker and getting a good response, Launchpad decided to pull the trigger and get Miss Gump’s word of wisdom forever inked on his body. Jesse (and all of use really) FTW.
