Penis of the Week

As narcissistic as it may seem, there was only one real choice for top penis this week:

I went to Rome last spring and returned home with enough of these boxers to make sure I never have to wear a pair of Calvins again. They are super comfortable and a real confidence booster. I can’t wait to go back and get the apron.

By the way, we are now officially taking suggestions for POW, so if you got a good (big) one send it to anbarns@gmail.com

Lunchbox Laboratory

I’m no connoisseur when it comes to food but I like to think I know where all the best spots for certain items are in the city. If I want a cuban sandwich, you can bet I’ll go to Paseo in Fremont, if I want a good muffin in the morning, I’ll head to Cinnamon Works in the Market, and up until last night, if I wanted a really good burger I’d head over to Redmill Burgers. Maybe it’s because an old roommates family owns it, but they do make a really good burger.

Then a few nights ago I got word from my older brother about The Lunchbox Laboratory in Ballard. I won’t go into too much detail but just know my burger had truffle mayo, you’ll spend a small fortune eating here (and won’t regret it), you’re better off getting a 1/4lb patty instead of the 1/2lb (I clearly got the 1/2lb), and you can get shakes made with Nutella. I’d write more but I’m still too full.


Menu

Truffle Mayo

Burger and Fries

My leftovers

Daina's leftovers

Nutella


Lunchbox Laboratory
7302 15th Ave. N.W Ballard
206-706-3092

Dog Wars, pt. 2

Not Today, Jean-Luc.

I really HOPE

People stop making these in 5 days…


Billy Mays

Clinton

Soup

Way To Go Top Chefs

You officially suck.

WTF Seattle?

This is bullshit. Men’s Fitness recently released a study on America’s Fattest cities and Seattle wasn’t even on the list. To make matters worse, we lost to Miami!

Miami received poor marks because of a large number of overweight people, a high rate of TV viewing among residents, long commutes, and poor air quality. The city has almost three times as many fast-food restaurants as the average city. And participation is low in outdoor activities such as biking, running, and fitness walking.

Here is one issue I have with this whole thing. Who the hell is doing the weighing? Not one member of Not Today, Fatty was ever approached to step on the scale and represent Seattle.

Shit, Phil’s penis alone would have put Seattle on top.

Stuff.

Dog Wars Revisited

Hank

Email of the Week

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The Kind of Shit that Goes Down in Texas

HOUSTON – A Texas death row inmate with a history of mental problems pulled out his only good eye and told authorities he ate it. Andre Thomas, 25, was arrested for the fatal stabbings of his estranged wife, their young son and her 13-month-old daughter in March 2004. Their hearts also had been ripped out. He was convicted and condemned for the infant’s death.

While in the Grayson County Jail in Sherman, Thomas plucked out his right eye before his trial later in 2004. A judge subsequently ruled he was competent to stand trial. A death-row officer at the Polunsky Unit of the Texas Department of Criminal Justice found Thomas in his cell with blood on his face and took him to the infirmary.

“Thomas said he pulled out his eye and subsequently ingested it,” agency spokesman Jason Clark said Friday.

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