I really HOPE
People stop making these in 5 days…
Posted by Baaaaaaarrns on 15. January 2009 Comment
WTF Seattle?
This is bullshit. Men’s Fitness recently released a study on America’s Fattest cities and Seattle wasn’t even on the list. To make matters worse, we lost to Miami!
Miami received poor marks because of a large number of overweight people, a high rate of TV viewing among residents, long commutes, and poor air quality. The city has almost three times as many fast-food restaurants as the average city. And participation is low in outdoor activities such as biking, running, and fitness walking.
Here is one issue I have with this whole thing. Who the hell is doing the weighing? Not one member of Not Today, Fatty was ever approached to step on the scale and represent Seattle.
Shit, Phil’s penis alone would have put Seattle on top.
Posted by Marcello Kegley on 14. January 2009 Comment
Email of the Week
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Posted by Baaaaaaarrns on 11. January 2009 Comment [1]
The Kind of Shit that Goes Down in Texas
HOUSTON – A Texas death row inmate with a history of mental problems pulled out his only good eye and told authorities he ate it. Andre Thomas, 25, was arrested for the fatal stabbings of his estranged wife, their young son and her 13-month-old daughter in March 2004. Their hearts also had been ripped out. He was convicted and condemned for the infant’s death.
While in the Grayson County Jail in Sherman, Thomas plucked out his right eye before his trial later in 2004. A judge subsequently ruled he was competent to stand trial. A death-row officer at the Polunsky Unit of the Texas Department of Criminal Justice found Thomas in his cell with blood on his face and took him to the infirmary.
“Thomas said he pulled out his eye and subsequently ingested it,” agency spokesman Jason Clark said Friday.
Posted by Marcello Kegley on 10. January 2009 Comment
The Future is Here...
Adult video-on-demand provider AEBN is ready to introduce RealTouch, a virtual sex simulator that the company claims will “change adult entertainment forever.”
The device synchronizes with specially encoded content from AEBN’s video library, translating the on-screen action into sensations the user can feel as the video plays in real time.
“We’re excited to finally have a chance to show off what RealTouch can do,” said Brett Drysdale, product manager for RealTouch. “Everyone will be blown away – literally.”
Posted by Marcello Kegley on 10. January 2009 Comment
Penis of the Week, Vol. 2
This weeks POW goes to the Banana Slug and not just because it’s super cute. These slugs are pretty fucking awesome! They’re hermaphrodites so when their intercoursin’ they actually put their little slug penises into eachother at the same time. I know, if only right? But the plot thickens:
…sometimes, but not always, when they finish mating one slug will chew the penis completely off the other, a process called Apophallation. Sometimes it happens that both slugs engage in chewing so that at the end of the mating encounter, both slugs are penis-less.
You can watch the video here.
Posted by Marcello Kegley on 9. January 2009 Comment [1]
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