Thanks Everyone

I’ve had enough guy-guy hugs in the past few days to make Kyle blush but it’s meant a lot to me. Apart from the weather, my friends and family are the reason I love Seattle so much and you guys have made it even harder to leave. I will miss you all and look forward to seeing you again soon.

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Come Back Anthony!

The photo-booth has been ever so lonely since you’ve left.

We’re gonna miss you buddy!

The Old Me

The New Me

Courthouse Stories by Stybjorn

Two attorney’s are standing up whispering. They get very close to each other. They brake. One looks up and speaks to the judge. The defense disagrees on one of the conditions.

The man being accused is in there for a hit and run in the city of Kirkland. Armed with a ponytail, neon green shirt, jeans, and born in 1962, he stands with a smirk on his face. He pleads not guilty.

Empty Nest

Well the movers came this morning so for the next 3 or 4 days I will be sleeping on my floor because my house is now empty. I’m usually the worst about moving but I’ve managed to impress myself with how organized I’ve been.

Boxes

And since I’m going green in 09, it’s obvious I’m re-using boxes from my last move.

Blu-Ray

Now… Who wants to drive 1,200 miles one way with me? I just downloaded the new Lady Gaga if it helps.

Proof that God Hates Us

Next week I’m am doing an interview with a holocaust surviver who is both blind and deaf.

Sorry God but I’m not impressed with your work lately.

Thanks Buddy

Anyone with an UGG hook-up, let me know, K THX

Slippers

F my L

Today, I went on a run with this cute guy I know. I was sweating untractively and profusely so I decided to discretly grab a leaf from a tree and wipe my face with it. A bird had done the same with his ass few minutes ago. FML

Today, I walked into the kitchen and accidentally broke my mother’s vase. I said, “Accidents happen.” She replied, “Yeah, like your birth.” FML

Today, I left my parents house to drive 90 minutes back to college. As I was getting off the exit for my school, I realized I left my bright pink vibrator sitting on my dresser back at home. FML

All these and more at one of my favorite new sites F My Life

WATERY FOWLS - FARTY TOWELS - FLOWERY TWATS

I’ve been on a bit of a ‘britcom’ kick lately and after whipping through all 8 seasons of Red Dwarf in two weeks I thought I would revisit Fawlty Towers. I used to watch it a lot as a kid when visiting my grandma but I had forgoten how hilarious this show is. Hands down one of the funniest sitcoms ever. To all of you with Netflix, you can watch all 12 episodes for free on your computer. I suggest you do it now.

Fawlty Towers

*Bonus – Polly is bangin’

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