Come Back Anthony!

The photo-booth has been ever so lonely since you’ve left.

We’re gonna miss you buddy!

Posted by Marcello Kegley on 19. March 2009 Comment [2]

The Old Me

The New Me

Posted by Styrbjörn the Strong on 16. March 2009 Comment [1]

Courthouse Stories by Stybjorn

Two attorney’s are standing up whispering. They get very close to each other. They brake. One looks up and speaks to the judge. The defense disagrees on one of the conditions.

The man being accused is in there for a hit and run in the city of Kirkland. Armed with a ponytail, neon green shirt, jeans, and born in 1962, he stands with a smirk on his face. He pleads not guilty.

Posted by Styrbjörn the Strong on 16. March 2009 Comment

Empty Nest

Well the movers came this morning so for the next 3 or 4 days I will be sleeping on my floor because my house is now empty. I’m usually the worst about moving but I’ve managed to impress myself with how organized I’ve been.

And since I’m going green in 09, it’s obvious I’m re-using boxes from my last move.

Now… Who wants to drive 1,200 miles one way with me? I just downloaded the new Lady Gaga if it helps.

Posted by Baaaaaaarrns on 13. March 2009 Comment [3]

Proof that God Hates Us

Next week I’m am doing an interview with a holocaust surviver who is both blind and deaf.

Sorry God but I’m not impressed with your work lately.

Posted by Marcello Kegley on 12. March 2009 Comment

Thanks Buddy

Anyone with an UGG hook-up, let me know, K THX

Posted by Baaaaaaarrns on 12. March 2009 Comment [1]

F my L

Today, I went on a run with this cute guy I know. I was sweating untractively and profusely so I decided to discretly grab a leaf from a tree and wipe my face with it. A bird had done the same with his ass few minutes ago. FML

Today, I walked into the kitchen and accidentally broke my mother’s vase. I said, “Accidents happen.” She replied, “Yeah, like your birth.” FML

Today, I left my parents house to drive 90 minutes back to college. As I was getting off the exit for my school, I realized I left my bright pink vibrator sitting on my dresser back at home. FML

All these and more at one of my favorite new sites F My Life

Posted by Baaaaaaarrns on 10. March 2009 Comment

WATERY FOWLS - FARTY TOWELS - FLOWERY TWATS

I’ve been on a bit of a ‘britcom’ kick lately and after whipping through all 8 seasons of Red Dwarf in two weeks I thought I would revisit Fawlty Towers. I used to watch it a lot as a kid when visiting my grandma but I had forgoten how hilarious this show is. Hands down one of the funniest sitcoms ever. To all of you with Netflix, you can watch all 12 episodes for free on your computer. I suggest you do it now.

*Bonus – Polly is bangin’

Posted by Baaaaaaarrns on 9. March 2009 Comment

Tattoo of the week (Oscar Winning Movie Edition)

After writing it on his chest in marker and getting a good response, Launchpad decided to pull the trigger and get Miss Gump’s word of wisdom forever inked on his body. Jesse (and all of use really) FTW.

Posted by Baaaaaaarrns on 6. March 2009 Comment [2]

New Favorite!

Being in a new city is introducing me to LOADS of new awesome things that have been around for awhile, and I’m only just discovering them.

I’m sure I’ll find something today I like even better for now, this has the top spot

Posted by Baaaaaaarrns on 4. March 2009 Comment [1]