Borock
Last night on of my clients at the bar was verbally expressing his excitement that Barack Obama won the presidency. I didn’t find anything funny about the situation until he signed his tab.
Posted by Baaaaaaarrns on 1. March 2009 Comment [1]
Blowing it!
Who cancels their cable three weeks before the Top Chef finale? Anyone want to meet me in 45 minutes at the Fox Sports Grill to see Carla throw an upset?
Posted by Baaaaaaarrns on 25. February 2009 Comment [2]
$9.95
That’s what Virgin Americas in-flight Internet service cost. Now If I’m willing to pay that for a two hour flight from LA to Seattle just to update this wannabe Queer Sighted, could someone tell me what’s stopping Kyle and Phil from updating for free from home?
Posted by Baaaaaaarrns on 21. February 2009 Comment [3]
Fightin' Cock Roaster
Besides hearing birds chirp outside my window, having a back yard and riding the bus with moms knitting in the seat next to me instead of urinating on it, one of the the major pluses to moving to Magnolia is the new dinner spot down the street: the Fightin’ Cock Roaster.
Cuban sandwiches for a five spot, Roasted Chicken with Rice and Beans, Pulled Pork, and muay and rojo spiced prawns. This place has Paseo beat by a horse (and/or Phil’s) dick.
This was like $6:
Posted by Marcello Kegley on 12. February 2009 Comment
Yearbook part II
Jerry Springer must have been awesome in 1995.
Posted by Baaaaaaarrns on 12. February 2009 Comment [19]
Porn for the Blind
I know the blind have got to have some pretty amazing imaginations and while I bet they can dream up some shit I could never imagine beating off to, every once in a while, it’s gotta be tough not being able to just log into www.bravomamas.com and just have some mindless sexual fantasy displayed on the screen for you.
Which I why I am so particalulary amazed by the heroism of the new not-for-profit organization Porn for the Blind. These folks actually log onto porn sites and describe the details of the page for the blind viewer.
With the amount blind people and the amount of porn, you can bet transcribing these sites is an almost insurmountable task. Which is why I ask you to please give a couple minutes of your day to help out the organization by recording the details of some of your favorite adult sites. You can upload them here.
God bless you.
Posted by Marcello Kegley on 11. February 2009 Comment
The Truf'
Did you know that Valentine’s Day was created by evil CEOs for the singular reason of giving men a chance at sex once a year?
Fuck those assholes!!!
Posted by Marcello Kegley on 11. February 2009 Comment
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