Porn for the Blind

I know the blind have got to have some pretty amazing imaginations and while I bet they can dream up some shit I could never imagine beating off to, every once in a while, it’s gotta be tough not being able to just log into www.bravomamas.com and just have some mindless sexual fantasy displayed on the screen for you.

Which I why I am so particalulary amazed by the heroism of the new not-for-profit organization Porn for the Blind. These folks actually log onto porn sites and describe the details of the page for the blind viewer.

With the amount blind people and the amount of porn, you can bet transcribing these sites is an almost insurmountable task. Which is why I ask you to please give a couple minutes of your day to help out the organization by recording the details of some of your favorite adult sites. You can upload them here.

God bless you.

The Truf'

Did you know that Valentine’s Day was created by evil CEOs for the singular reason of giving men a chance at sex once a year?

Fuck those assholes!!!

Penis of the Week: Trivia Edition

Match the penis with the face!

Looking back

Cleaning out my garage the other day I came across my 6th through 12th grade yearbooks and let me tell you, I’ve never been so amused/embarrassed in my life. I’ll be posting some of my favorites from them over the next week or so and thought I’d start it off with showing you how little I changed over the 7 years…


6th

7th

8th

9th

10th

11th

12th

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Kyle VS Kyle

Kyle and I moved into the same house. We’ve been here for three days now.

The first night he must have been feeling guilty about what he ate because he told me one of the reasons he moved in with me was for me to get him in shape. I was a little moved by that so I told him that I would run with him the next day. However, the next day I came home to a huge meal Kyle and Ashley made. We ate and I’m stuffed and exhausted so I start heading for bed. Kyle— seeing that I am no longer capable of running— starts jumping around “Let’s run, let’s run! Come on, you said you were going to run,” so I promised I would run with him the following night. And vowed to myself ‘by God I was going to make him do it.’

I got home at 7pm. After an episode of The Wire Kyle tried to talk me out of jogging with an ice cream bar. He said it would be our last treat before starting our routine the next day. I ate the ice cream bar but didn’t take the bait. We got our running shoes on and jogged out the door.

Kyle, on the sidewalk of his next-door neighbors: “I think I’m done.”

A block from the house:
“I can’t do this.”

The following are comments throughout the jog:
“Lets run to the store (grocery story) and circle back”
“We deserve to get jumped for doing this”
“Is this working out my core?”
“AHH we’re at the Albertsons, Lets get cookies!”
“Yes! We’re heading home! Now I have a mission!”

28 minutes later we are back in the house:
“That kicked my ass. I’m sore everywhere”
“What sucks is that whole run didn’t even knock out that ice cream bar I ate earlier.”
“So when I snack, I should only snack on apples and shit… right?”
“Bacon’s not good for you… right?”
“Is shrimp good for you? …Are crab cakes good for you?”
“Type in ‘is whisky fattening?‘”

So if you’re in Magnolia and you see someone running duck-footed in an American Apparel hoodie and breathing harder than you ever did running from the cops, that’s probably Kyle. Do him a favor and encourage him. And don’t forget to send your “Penis of the week” to KyleKegley@gmail.com .

New Dude on the Block

The homie Derek from CO just jumped on the bandwagon and started a blog. It’s already my favorite based on the first post alone.

THE DAY HAS ALMOST COME!!!!!

The Oregon trail on it’s way to the iPhone. (E)nuff said!

What Me, Anthony and Phil train for in our free time

Reason David Brent is better Than Michael Scott #321

I know it goes with out saying but any excuse to post this video is a good one

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